Steve is one of those scary computer-literate environmental scientists who would have taken over the world, if their energies hadn't been channelled into other areas.

Amongst his interests are ensuring people learn how to use their computers properly; forcing said computers into behaving themselves; making sensible use of multi-media systems; occasionally making the acquaintance of a thesaurus; running around the house cleaning up after the teenager; paraphrasing Monty Python where-ever it seems appropriate; boldly splitting infinitives where no-one has split them before; recycling most of his BIO from an old Fenner School yearbook entry; and writing about himself somewhat facetiously in the third-person.